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10 Thoughts When We Saw Stephanie Tanner’s Boobs On Fuller House

If there was one thing people have been counting down for, it was the premiere of Fuller House. It was great to see how our favorite cast from the 90’s grew up. One thing that really grew was Stephanie Tanner’s boobs. Here are ten thoughts we all had when we saw her girls on our Netflix screens. 10. Where did those come from? Remember when Stephanie Tanner was tiny, little, and well, boobless? Yeah, me too. 9. At the same time… Are you really that surprised? 8. Holy Chalupas! Personally, I love this catchphrase, and Max is one of my favorite new kids on the show. This was most likely his inner reaction to her cleavage. 7. Have Mercy! Says all the guys (and girls) out there. 6. Oh, is that where the Olsen twins are? So, they did premiere on the show after all!

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A Letter To The People Who Use Cigarettes

To those with a cigarette in your hand, I am not writing this letter to offend you because that is not my goal one bit. All I want to do is state my opinion. This is coming from a person who coughs every time that she smells the tiniest whiff of smoke — the person who will probably never smoke one cigarette in her life. However, I write this letter because I just wonder, why would you want to destroy your body? Why would you want to put yourself at risk for cancer? Why would you want to have yellow teeth and bad breath? Why would you want to not be able to breathe and have miscellaneous problems with your body that can easily be prevented by not smoking that darn cigarette? Why would you want to put your child at risk with second hand smoke? Why would you want

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Uh Oh… Norovirus Erupts At University Of Michigan

I had Norovirus last year and let me tell you, it is terrible. Unfortunately, I missed about a week of classes and fell so behind because well, I was stung by the extremely contagious virus that left me glued to my bed. Now, there is an outbreak at the University of Michigan. According to WXYZ.com, the outbreak has hit 100 students — 100 too many students. If you are not familiar with Norovirus, it is a gastrointestinal virus that causes lots of vomiting and diarrhea. Obviously, we have better things to do than to deal with that. A representative from the university has noted that a majority of the students who are sick live in the South Quad residence hall on East Madison or West Quad (AKA stay away from there). If you have Noro right now, I hope you feel better. You’ll get through this, Wolverines!    

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A Letter To The Guys Who Wear Shorts In The Winter

Dear Guys Who Wear Shorts In The Winter, Today I was walking out of class into the miserable, bitter, freezing, 12 DEGREE COLD! I am bundled up in my large furry coat, struggling to walk over to my friend’s car as I see this guy wearing a T-SHIRT AND SHORTS. I don’t get it. How is that even possible?!?! Like dude, you are going to get hypothermia or something. First of all, why is this even a trend? Realistically, I think you look stupid, and no offense, but you kind of look like a fool. Are you trying to look like a pompous nut? Or, do you think you are cool and fashionable?  I really fail to understand your logic. Yet again, you are a guy, so I am not surprised at the strange choices that you make sometimes. I mean there are quite a few possibilities: You might just not

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12 Little Things Your Boyfriend Does That Mean The World

There is so much more to a relationship than extravagant dates and fancy gifts. Successful relationships needs honesty, passion, empathy, romance, and trust. Here are twelve little things that your boyfriend does that make you put that huge smile on your face and think how lucky you are to have found this special guy. 12. He kisses your forehead and reassures you everything will be okay Sometimes all the overthinking girl needs is a little reassurance. 11. He respects you This means that he will give you space when you need it, never allow you to feel uncomfortable, and he supports you in every way. 10. He takes pride in calling you his girlfriend And you take pride in calling him your boyfriend. 9. He will listen to you rant even when it doesn’t make any sense Whether you  am crying to him, stressed out, or having a fight with your best friend, he is