Author: Danielle Levine

To My Eating Disorder: You have tarnished me and ripped me to pieces. You have allowed my body to whittle away to nothing. You have given my eyes a distorted reflection. While I wanted to believe that my body was at a good size, you have repeatedly shot up to my face and told me that it was not up to your standards. The scale kept on descending. The doctors kept on pleading with me to gain a couple pounds. I refused. All because every time I looked at my reflection, I found little pieces of baby fat here and there. According to my friends and family, this fleshy fat I talked about was invisible. But, I saw it, and every time, it bothered me more and more. I thought, I don’t have an eating disorder. That is bogus. Well, I have finally realized that you exist, and listen eating disorder. It is finally the time

On September 27, 2015 , some crazy sh*t was taking place in Austin, Texas. A grown woman named Ethel Jean Banks was very salty over the fact that her brother decided to take her BBQ ribs and devour them. When she realized this, she took a ten-inch butcher knife threatening to stab him to death with it. This sibling rivalry was taken very seriously when the police were called to stop the feud. I am not sure what your thoughts are on ribs, but I really don’t want anybody touching them if they are mine. But, I mean, I would not go haywire and grab a knife to kill MY BROTHER for eating them. Heck, he could have them…as long as he buys me some more. Because she takes her BBQ so seriously, she is being charged with a second degree felony: aggravated assault for family violence.  

Dear Old Best Friend, I know you will probably never read this. You probably scroll through your Facebook, and when you see my name, you simply keep scrolling like I never meant anything to you. But, I need to get this off my chest so that I can move on from our friendship so swiftly like you did. Remember the first day that we met? You told me that you liked my necklace. I was kind of creepy. I looked through the class list on the online class tool and I searched you on Facebook, and ever since then, we became the best of friends. We went to football games together, had numerous crazy drives, we made summer 2013 the YOLO summer, and we even turned down our prom dates together (sorry guys!). You and I were two peas in a pod. You were the peanut butter to my jelly. You were the Mary-Kate to my