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First to my fellow seniors, we made it!!! We have fought through four years of stress, work, and tests. It has all come down to a quick walk across a stage, shaking a strangers hand, and receiving a piece of paper. Oh, you’re also probably around 50k in debt and have no idea where to turn yet. It will be okay though because there are thousands of us together in this and maybe if enough crying is heard, someone will send help! Now if you’re not a senior, that should be enough information to scare the sh*t out of you. Before you ruin your pants, it will be fine because I am about to break down some need to know things that I wish someone had the decency to tell me before graduating. Listen closely because unlike when your biology professor said this, you will actually need this in your