Lists

1.) The proctor who can’t bring herself to say “you’re welcome” when you thank her for letting you into the building…or who you know, looks at you like you’re the worst thing on Earth because you’re making her do her basic job of swiping a card. 2.) The classmate who emails you after every class to check what the homework is because  he was apparently in a deep state of meditation when the professor went over it. 3.) The international student who feels compelled to remind you every five seconds that she grew up in a ton of countries and that she is oh so much more worldly than you. 4.) The kid who is SO dumb that he makes you question whether or not your university is worth attending.  

6. Your Stomach Hurts Alcohol has a vasodilatory effect on the stomach, which means you’re more susceptible to absorb food allergens into your system. So ingredients like gluten and wheat, which are usually found in beer, might leave your abdomen feeling icky and bloated, even if they don’t normally bother you when booze isn’t in the picture. If your body is having a tough time processing it all, you’ll probably face either a classic stomachache or a feeling of nausea. For some people, simply adjusting how much they drink will keep symptoms like this at bay. Try lowering the number of beers you put on your tab — and maybe switch to gluten-free beverages to avoid the tummy ache altogether. 5. Your Face Turns Red The pinkish red flush is a dead giveaway that something in your cocktail doesn’t sit so well with you. Exactly what the ingredient is that causes this is different

Believe it or not, our country has a lot of random laws that don’t make too much sense. I don’t know who thought these were needed, but they’re legit and we apparently need to follow them? So remember these when you’re in those states- 20. In Georgia donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs- I know, major bummer. 19. In California sunshine is guaranteed to the masses- I would have never thought we could be granted such a privilege. 18. In Ohio it is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday- Because whales deserve a day off from being fished for. 17. In New Jersey automobiles cannot pass horse drawn carriages on the street- Since horse drawn carriages are all over the major highways these days. 16. In New York slippers cannot be worn after 10:00pm- So you need to wear them to work instead. 15. In Massachusetts bullets cannot be used as currency- Darn, I’ve been saving