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10 Signs You Actually Grew Up to Be Squidward

Squidward is one of those iconic cartoon characters that a significant number of adults can actually relate to. He hates his job, can’t stand his annoying neighbors, and loves sleeping. He does have some particular personality traits that reach a specific niche of individuals. Here are ten signs that you’re actually the Squidward of your squad: 10. Your solution for stressful situations is to take a nap. 9. You have a low tolerance for stupidity. 8. Sleeping is your favorite thing to do. 7. When it’s important to you, you work extremely hard. 6. You’re secretly a twerk master.

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12 Reasons Breakups Aren’t All that Bad

Breakups can be a very painful experience. No matter who you are, no one wants to be alone all of the time. Winter season is snuggle season. You can’t do that with Netflix, but that’s okay. Netflix will always be the lover you’ve never had. It’s also one of the many reasons that breakups aren’t all that bad. 12. No more “should I or shouldn’t I?” It’s over. 11. It’s better for you to know now that this isn’t “the one.” 10. The petty arguments will disappear magically. 9. No more obsessing over liked pics. 8. There are plenty of other fish in the sea. 7. More time with your bestie.

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10 Stages of Realizing Your College Major Isn’t For You

10. Your general education credits are finally out of the way, but you’re feeling kind of underwhelmed by the course descriptions for the classes that belong under your major’s umbrella. You brush it off because trepidation when selecting classes is pretty standard. No one’s that pumped about going to class, right? 9. Flipping through the syllabus and skimming over some introductory material, piques your interest a bit. On the surface, everything looks pretty cool. So, you ignore your apprehension and go for it anyway. 8. Two weeks into your first major-intensive class and you’re not feeling as excited about the material as you expected to. 7. A month after the start of the semester, you actually dread going to class. What you signed up for wasn’t what you thought it would be. 6. You start to second guess what you want to do with your life. You don’t have any

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Hello Cruella de Vil!: 10 Signs You’re Actually A Bitch

It’s time to get real. No matter how much you pride yourself on being sugar sweet, it doesn’t take much for any girl to do a 180 and bring out the attitude. Some of us are comfortable enough to be the first to say we are a natural born witch, while others try to hide their cackling for behind closed doors. No matter how much you try to hide if you do any of the following things, you are secretly a bitch. 10. You’re judgmental by trade, even if you keep it in your head. 9. Screenshots are your best friend! Anything you see gets screenshotted and sent to your friends to pick apart. 8. Sometimes you look at people and just think “Do you not have mirrors in your house?”. 7. Your eye rolls are so intense they may get stuck in the back of your head. 6. You

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10 Simple Things You Need To Know Before Dating The Funny Girl

Fun and funny are two traits you need to find in a girl, if not your life is going to be boring and have no entertainment. Super hilarious girls are hard to find, but once you find your one you’re going to have a full-time comedian on your hands. You’re not going to know what do with us, so i’m warning you all now- dealing with a funny girl can get kind of crazy (because we are always crazy.) If you can find someone who can pick you up when you’re down and makes your stomach hurt from laughing so hard, and put a smile on your face… Consider yourself extremely lucky. 10. Ball busting, sarcasm and being a smartass are our strong suites- We bust anyone’s chops, even if it’s some random guy at the supermarket. We will never let you live some stuff down, especially if it’s worth reminding you about