When college students hit the beach for spring break, sand, surf, and sun aren’t the only things on their mind. Sure, a little rest and relaxation is great, but the main goal is, of course, to get hammered beyond all belief as frequently as possible. The less you remember of your trip, the better. At least, that’s what the guy in this video seems to be aiming for. Of course, the game Dizzy Bat is always doomed to fail. That’s what makes it so funny. You spin around to get yourself sufficiently dizzy, and then you fall over. Game over. Even though that’s the point of the whole exercise, somehow this guy still manages to be a God at it. Seriously. If Odysseus drunkenly played Dizzy Bat, it would probably look something like this. Check out that cowboy hat, those floral swim trunks, and that cool confidence. Watch him chug
20 Skills They Told You You’d Need In College, But You Actually Don’t
When you were in high school, I’m sure your teachers talked constantly about how they were preparing you for college and teaching you the things you’d absolutely need to know when you got there. A lot of the things you learned in high school certainly are necessary as a foundation of education, but some of the skills they pressed on you just aren’t as mandatory as they tried to tell you. They made you learn these things in high school so you’d be ready for college, but did you really need to? If technology hasn’t made these skills obsolete, then odds are you never needed to know them in the first place. 20. Spelling. 19. Knowing the parts of a computer. 18. Knowing all the U.S. Presidents, in order. 17. The importance of using deodorant after vigorous exercise. If you didn’t already know this, was teaching it really going to do
This Guy Is So Wasted, He Pees Himself And Then Forgets How To Walk
We’ve all been there, especially during this time of year when the St. Patrick’s Day celebrations seem to stretch on for a good week or so. Nobody’s proud to admit it, but we all have at least one memory of that time we got so drunk, we can’t even recall what happened. The only thing we know is that we woke up covered in some bodily fluid (hopefully our own) and our friends had to fill us in on all the embarrassing things we did. Luckily for this guy, his moment of unholy drunkenness was captured on film and quickly went viral. You know he’ll never be able to live this down. And for good reason, because I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone reach this level of wasted. The videographers who posted this video to Youtube caught the drunk stumbling down the street in Charlotte, North Carolina over St. Patty’s Day
If These Celebrities Went To Your College, These Are The Kind Of Classmates They’d Be
In college, almost everyone thinks they’re above all the stereotypes and almost everyone is wrong. Like it or not, most people actually do fit into certain archetypes, and that includes our favorite celebs. Even though most of them aren’t in college, nor have they ever been to college, they fit conveniently into some very common categories. If these celebrities matriculated at your school, these are the groups they’d fall into. 20. Emma Stone: the cool chick. Everyone adores her because she’s blunt without being rude, she’s funny without trying too hard, and she’s just so damn likable. 19. Lena Dunham: the annoying girl. If you’ve ever seen Girls, then you’ll probably join me in the assumption that Lena Dunham is very similar to the character she plays, Hannah Horvath. If she went to college with you, you can bet she’d be just as self-centered, pathetically naive, and irritating. 18. Emma Watson:
The 15 Most Questionable Foods In Every College Dining Hall
At first glance, the campus dining hall seems like a great place for a couple of meals a day. All you can eat, buffet style, and they serve chicken fingers almost everyday, which is like everyone’s dream come true. However, if you’re not careful with your diet, the dining hall will quickly lead to you packing on the pounds. Aside from that, though, there’s some pretty questionable fare being offered at your local campus eatery. If you can momentarily tear yourself away from the pizza line, you might notice that they’re serving up a few items you wouldn’t touch, even on a dare. These are the most questionable offerings you’ll see in the dining hall. 15. “Sushi.” Lots of young people love sushi, but any dining hall’s attempt at making it is bound to be disappointing and might even make you ill. 14. Any unidentifiable meat. Is it beef? Pork? Chicken?
