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75 Things That Are Better Than Boys

Men give us ladies a constant migraine. Men who say women are confusing obviously have not looked at themselves in the mirror. So when you’re done dealing with men’s constant annoyance, just remember you will always have these things and you don’t need a man to make you happy. 75. University Primetime. 74. Google. 73. Pasta. 72. Star Wars. 71. Adele. 70. Full House. 69. Naps. 68. Vodka. 67. Dogs. 66. Baby animals. 65. Mangos. 64. Disney Channel. 63. Spongebob Squarepants. 62. 75 degrees and sunny in November. 61. Little Caesar’s pizza. 60. Strawberries. 59. Tattoos. 58. Frozen Hot Chocolate from Tim Horton’s. 57. Christmas. 56. Wine. 55. Full moons. 54. When the sun is setting and the sky looks like cotton candy. 53. Mascara. 52. Mila Kunis. 51. The Wizard of Oz. 50. Your 8am class being cancelled. 49. Funny cat videos. 48. Chocolate lava cake. 47. Baseball hats.