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10 Signs You’re the Loud One on Your Floor

No matter where you live, there’s always at least one person that everyone considers “the loud one”. They’re the person who always seems to be making some kind of noise, whether it’s by talking loudly, blasting music, making a ton of noise in general, etc. There’s always one and if you can’t think of who it is – it’s probably you. 10. You rearrange your furniture quite often. Every single time you move anything – even just your bed – it makes noise. Sometimes you just have to move your bed a little, and that’s okay, but you shouldn’t be rearranging your furniture every week. 9. You throw your trash at the trash can (and miss it most of the time). We all like to think we have killer aim, but that’s not always the case. It’s always fun to practice your shooting skills, but every time you miss and hit the wall it just makes

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10 Thoughts You Have When Your Uber Driver is Hot AF

At some point, we have all done the drunken post-party sway into the back of an Uber. Getting our drink on is an enjoyable social activity, and to partake at our fullest, we choose to be safe. Calling an Uber is way better than assigning one of your friends to be the unlucky DD for an evening of shenanigans. Due to the demand for affordable and convenient rides home, Uber was created, and with it came a job market for individuals that wanted to make easy money in a relaxed environment. As a result, you have a lot of young, stupidly attractive people providing a way home from the club that ends with you in your bed, but usually alone. Here are 10 thoughts you’ve probably had when faced with an Uber driver that is hot AF: 10. Don’t say anything stupid. Please, drunk self, don’t say anything stupid. 9.

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10 Ways Fez Understands The Pre-Game

The pre-game has its many stages, whether it’s before the pre-game itself, or the pre-pre-game. Everyone knows that every night out starts with a pre-game, if it’s before a party, the bars, a concert, etc. The pre-game essentially is there to help you get a good buzz, or to get drunk before you go out (because you can’t waste all your money at the bar.) Who better to describe the pre-game other than Fez. If you’ve seen That 70’s Show you know that Fez is probably one of the favorites, and he can explain the pre-game like no other, and he totally understands all the parts of a pre-game. 10. Every shower before the pre-game deserves a good variety of pump up music. 9. Generally the expression when you get your hands on your bottle for the weekend. 8. The first sip of alcohol of the night. (Pretty much) 7. The alcohol

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Theta Phi Alpha Epsilon’s Insane Bid Day

Theta Phi Alpha – Epsilon Chapter is located here in the beautiful Queen City: Cincinnati, Ohio. Founded at The University of Michigan in 1912, Theta Phi currently has 53 active chapters across the United States with The University of Cincinnati’s being one of the largest. This 2015 bid day Theta Phi welcomed 53 new members into the sisterhood, including yours truly – and this is how we celebrated. Get out of your mind, because TPA is out of this world.     | ΘΦΑ | “Ever Loyal, Ever Lasting”    

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17 Reasons Why We’re Excited for the Holiday Season

Halloween is over. I hope everyone enjoyed their day of being spooky and dressing up! But now that it is over, you know what that means. It’s officially time to start counting down the best time of the year, the holiday season! Some Scrooges may say it’s too early to start the excitement, but I say it’s never too early for holiday fun. Here’s a list of the things we’re all looking forward to this season. Admit it. You’re excited. 17) First of all, college kids get like a month off of school, meaning no stress of reading, homework or tests for a long time.  16) Christmas Music. Everyone loves it, whether you celebrate Christmas or not. The most extreme people start listening right after Halloween is over. (i.e., me)  15) Holiday lights. They make your street look like a winter wonderland.  14) It’s the ultimate excuse to shop.