1. When your alarm wakes you up and you press snooze.
How It Feels to Have Never Been in a Serious Relationship
I’m twenty and I’ve never been in a relationship that’s lasted longer than a month or two. But so what, right? I’m only twenty. I still have my entire life ahead of me! I have goals and aspirations and things to learn about myself before I can properly settle down with someone. But it doesn’t always feel that way. Sometimes it just sucks, especially when it seems like everyone around me is in a relationship. There’s been times when I’ve wallowed in self-pity because I somehow convinced myself I’d be #foreveralone (I even have the tweets to prove it). And there’s been times when I thought it was the end of the world, like when I almost didn’t have a prom date and for some godforsaken reason I had to have a date or I wouldn’t go. Instead of thinking that I have my whole life ahead of me, I start wondering why I’ve never been in a serious relationship. I start to analyze every relationship
17 Things That Were Better As A Kid
17. Weekends Back in the day, when the bell rang on Friday, you could leave school behind you and run headfirst into the weekend, feeling footloose and fancy-free. As an adult, the weekend means catching up on all the chores you couldn’t do during the week, like waiting in line for an hour at the post office, doing your laundry, and writing that paper due on Sunday. 16. Sick Days Similarly to weekends, when you were a kid, being sick meant staying home from school, curling up in bed, watching cartoons, and eating all the junk food your Mom wouldn’t let you have while she was at home to supervise you. As an adult, having a sick day means less money and more work for tomorrow, as well as a doctor’s appointment to get a note to ex13cuse your absence. The worst. 15. Eating Junk Food For some reason, children
25 Things Lynn University Students Experience During Finals Week
It’s finals week. People think that SoFlo college kids can just study by the pool, but finals week isn’t as much of a vacation as the rest of the year. Here are some things that us Lynn kids experience during finals week (and some funny gifs to relieve some stress). 25. Dialogues and all of their course requirements being the EXACT SAME FOR THREE CLASSES. 24. Having a super-innovative final project to present from your iPad. 23. Trying to upload your project and having LiveText say, “No, you still can’t upload this even though you’ve compressed it and reformatted it 50 times.” 22. The wifi being down. 21. The anxiety attack when you see empty assignments on LiveText that you’ve never even heard of.
17 Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes
Prepare yourself for some jokes that are so bad, they’re good. However, no matter how awful they may be, when they come from your Dad, you can’t help but laugh. 17. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten Tickles. 16. “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad”. 15. A steak pun is a rare medium well done. 14. “This coffee is like making love in a canoe – fucking close to water”.
