I never said I was a nice person, but at least I’m not a total gremlin. These are just my daily thoughts on the way to class and I’m pretty sure most of you are thinking along the same lines. I would never say any of these things out loud…well not sober, at least. 1. Where is the bus? Like aren’t you supposed to be waiting for me? 2. Finally! Like you’re the bus driver, it’s not like your job is that hard. 3. Seriously? Your backpack is that precious that it needs its own seat? 4. Could you like stop popping your gum? *starts popping my own gum* 5. I see you eating those pop tarts cold, and yes I am judging you. 6. Can we like hurry this ride up? I know this hunk of junk can hit 45 mph. 7. Did I forget my coffee again?
