Not everyone drinks and that is totally okay. Some people might take turns doing this lovely job, but either way guess what that means! Congratulations friend, you are the designated driver. A designated driver is the sober friend who makes sure everyone gets home (or to a bed) safely and doesn’t drive while intoxicated. You are basically the superhero of the group and your friends appreciate your chaperoning skills, or at least they should. Drunk people can always call an Uber driver, or a taxi, but that costs money; which means less for booze and more for a weird person asking where you live. That’s why we call upon the designated drivers of the world. DD’s unite! Let’s take a look into the thoughts of a driver, shall we?
20. One sober night won’t kill me.
19. I am SUCH a good friend.
18. Games? I’m only good at beer pong when I’m drunk.
17. I could’ve been Netflix and chilling with myself.
16. I’m too sober for all of this.
