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The Stanley   Stanley is a college super-senior. He’s fed up with every underclassman on campus, and he’ll let them know it. His been-there-done-that attitude makes him hard to get along with. But that’s fine with him: the less human interaction, the better. Stanley spends a majority of his time sitting in the back of his classes, doing crosswords.   The Dwight Dwight is the over-eager freshman accounting major who constantly emails his professors on questions about the syllabi. He arrives at every class at least 20 minutes early, and he has perfect attendance. Dwight doesn’t play well with others; he believes he’s in constant competition for the highest score on every test. What he doesn’t realize, though, is that his fellow classmates don’t really care.   The Pam Pam, an art student, is the good girl who lets everyone think she’s quiet and sweet. She has a real heart

So this is it. The big leagues. You’re out of the dorms and into the real world. A world with a kitchen and real bathrooms, one where your roommates are your friends, not just random students like last year. But guess what? This new adult world means more than just RA-free partying and a fully stocked fridge, it means responsibility. Yeah, the dreaded R word. Don’t get us wrong, living with your friends will be a total blast, but first you have to prepare yourself for the trials ahead. We have experience and know wtf we’re talking about. 10. Clean your dishes IMMEDIATELY One dish will turn into 2, then 3, then your kitchen is a disaster.