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“Smart Bottles” Are Coming, And They’re Going To Change The Way You Interact With Your Booze

I bet I know what was on your mind the last time you opened a bottle of booze.  “Gee, I wish I could somehow interact with this bottle of alcohol via my smartphone.” It looks like all our prayers are being answered.  No longer will drinkers all over the world crack open a bottle and pour themselves a drink without connecting with the world via state-of-the-art technology.  The future is now.  The future…is thirsty. Johnnie Walker is introducing a special type of bottle for its Blue Label scotch that has all kinds of new features.  Not only will people be able to track their bottle from production to when they bring it home in a brown, paper bag, customers will also be able to ensure that their expensive bottle of scotch is genuine.  With a simple wave of their phone near the bottle, they’ll find out if the factory seal

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Types of People You Meet at a Typical College Tailgate

Speaking from experience, I met tons of people during my first tailgate and I can almost guarantee you that each one fit one of these descriptions: 18) The Governor: This is the guy wearing a suit and tie in the sweltering heat, and yes, he’s also probably in Student Government. 17) Miss Sweetheart: THAT girl that everyone wishes to be, and she really is genuinely sweet. Almost too sweet. She’s probably from Mississippi or Alabama because that Southern charm is just so obvious. 16) Stereotypical White Girl: You know. The girl with the North Face backpack and monogrammed water bottle. She’s most likely wearing Nike sneaks and leggings with her spirit wear.

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20 Reasons Why Being 19 and 20 are a Complete Tease

You finally hit the big 18, usually in your senior year of High School, or in the beginning months of your freshman year of college. You think, “YES! I can buy lottery tickets, porn, cigarettes, gamble, apply for a certain job, and go to the dance club!” Then, when you hit 21, you can finally drink legally, go out to the bars, rent a car, and do other adult things. Basically, the years between the two are, legally, the most uneventful years of your life. Here are some reasons why being 19 and 20 SUCK. 20. You still have to ask people to buy your alcohol. 19. You wasted $100+ on a fake ID and either got it taken away or have to be sneaky when using it. 18. You sometimes have to ask your parents to buy you alcohol, hoping they’re cool enough to say yes and not get

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The 8 Stages Of Being Drunk And What They All Look Like

You think drunk has one look and only presents itself in one way?  Think again.  The way drunkenness appears varies from person to person and, more importantly, from stage to stage.  No one goes from zero to puking on the curb immediately.  There’s a progression of drunkenness that starts when you have your first drink of the night and continues to get steadily more intense from there. Familiarize yourself with these eight stages, so you can better recognize them in yourself and in your friends.  Remember: knowledge is power. Stage 1: The first drink. At this point, the only thing you’re drunk on is the promise of a great night to come.  Clink those glasses and drink up! Stage 2: Feeling fine. Stage 2 is when you’ve had one or two drinks and the alcohol is starting to make you relaxed.  This is the part when you’re feeling more confident

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The 20 Best Drinking Games You Can Buy Online

Ever since the dawn of alcohol, us humans have been thinking of new ways to spice it up a little bit with some friendly competition…or in some cases just a set of rules. Whether you are tossing ping pong balls or quarters, drinking games are a load of fun, but in this day and age there are so many drinking games out there it can be kind of hard to keep up. University Primetime decided we would take it upon ourselves to round up some of the best drinking games from around the web, to save you the trouble.   20.) Drinko This game is perfect for fans of the Price is Right. Drinko combines the rush of getting drunk with the pure bliss of doing almost nothing. You just can’t beat that! Buy Here 19.) Russian Roulette Shots We have all seen the game Russian roulette played in movies