“We’re breaking up,” “I quit,” “I’m pregnant:” these are conversations you should obviously be having when you’re drunk. But there are so many more you could be having! Here are seven talks we recommend initiating sometime between martini #5 and pukie #1. 7) “There’s Been an Accident” You killed someone’s dog. The place was robbed while you were housesitting. Whatever it is, pound a few beers before you have to deliver that news. “Something happened” is always easier to say when you won’t remember saying it. 6) “I Think There’s Something Wrong With Me” This conversation is easiest to start in bed, just as you’re both about to drift off to sleep. Whether you just met or you’ve been together for years, definitely wait until your drunk to drop this vague bomb. 5) “I Had a Dream About You and I Can’t Stop Thinking About It” Whether it’s
