Figure skaters are graceful, dancers are lovely, and gymnasts can do things with their bodies that make normal people stop and stare, but there is nothing quite as magical as a drunk person in motion. The lowering of inhibitions and coordination that almost always accompany a night of heavy drinking means that almost everything a drunk person tries to do ends up being ten times funnier, usually because they’re doomed to fail. Is there anything better than a drunk fail? Not really. So take a look at some of the greatest that have ever happened. 20. Is it possible to lose your balance if you never had it in the first place? Notice how none of the guys immediately jump to their feet to help her. 19. Hills are challenging. I’ve never seen anything so graceful. 18. Of course this happened at Walmart. There’s so much less of this kind
Drunk Guy Attempts To Skateboard Home In A Glorious Display Of Gracelessness
There’s no getting around this simple fact: drunk people are hilarious. Their inhibitions are gone, their coordination and fine motor skills are severely diminished, and all of it makes for a rather amusing spectacle, assuming no one is in danger of being severely hurt, that is. The helpful fellow who uploaded this video to Youtube stated only that he offered to call a cab for the inebriated skater you’re about to see, but obviously that offer was refused. And I must say, I’m glad the young man did refuse, because what ended up happening instead is a truly marvelous display of drunken bravado and perfect timing. Watch the drunkard attempt to skateboard away from the bar, only to stumble forward off his board. The board then goes rocketing off in the opposite direction, eventually rolling lazily into the path of an SUV which snaps the board like a twig while
Dude On Spring Break Shows Us All How A True Champion Plays Dizzy Bat
When college students hit the beach for spring break, sand, surf, and sun aren’t the only things on their mind. Sure, a little rest and relaxation is great, but the main goal is, of course, to get hammered beyond all belief as frequently as possible. The less you remember of your trip, the better. At least, that’s what the guy in this video seems to be aiming for. Of course, the game Dizzy Bat is always doomed to fail. That’s what makes it so funny. You spin around to get yourself sufficiently dizzy, and then you fall over. Game over. Even though that’s the point of the whole exercise, somehow this guy still manages to be a God at it. Seriously. If Odysseus drunkenly played Dizzy Bat, it would probably look something like this. Check out that cowboy hat, those floral swim trunks, and that cool confidence. Watch him chug
This Guy Is So Wasted, He Pees Himself And Then Forgets How To Walk
We’ve all been there, especially during this time of year when the St. Patrick’s Day celebrations seem to stretch on for a good week or so. Nobody’s proud to admit it, but we all have at least one memory of that time we got so drunk, we can’t even recall what happened. The only thing we know is that we woke up covered in some bodily fluid (hopefully our own) and our friends had to fill us in on all the embarrassing things we did. Luckily for this guy, his moment of unholy drunkenness was captured on film and quickly went viral. You know he’ll never be able to live this down. And for good reason, because I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone reach this level of wasted. The videographers who posted this video to Youtube caught the drunk stumbling down the street in Charlotte, North Carolina over St. Patty’s Day
The Difference Between Being Hungover In Your 20s Vs.Your 30s
Nobody likes being hungover. This video is literally one of the best videos to explain the life of being hungover in your 20s vs. your 30s. It’s a must watch. Before you watch the epic video below, make sure to FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM—> HERE for everything college! Enjoy!
