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Struggles Of Being A Lifeguard

It’s not as easy as it looks. Actually getting certified. It’s a horribly extensive process with getting certified in everything and passing the final exam.   Walk please! Trust me, we hate saying it just as much as you hate hearing it.   Skimmers You never know what you’ll find in them.   Always photo bombing people’s pictures Glad I could make an appearance.   Tan lines Nothing’s sexier than a t-strap tan line right?   Rain If it’s raining, we’re still sitting. If you’re that family that stays we’re probably judging you.   The breath holding game Don’t play it, just don’t.  

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75 Things That Are Better Than Boys

Men give us ladies a constant migraine. Men who say women are confusing obviously have not looked at themselves in the mirror. So when you’re done dealing with men’s constant annoyance, just remember you will always have these things and you don’t need a man to make you happy. 75. University Primetime. 74. Google. 73. Pasta. 72. Star Wars. 71. Adele. 70. Full House. 69. Naps. 68. Vodka. 67. Dogs. 66. Baby animals. 65. Mangos. 64. Disney Channel. 63. Spongebob Squarepants. 62. 75 degrees and sunny in November. 61. Little Caesar’s pizza. 60. Strawberries. 59. Tattoos. 58. Frozen Hot Chocolate from Tim Horton’s. 57. Christmas. 56. Wine. 55. Full moons. 54. When the sun is setting and the sky looks like cotton candy. 53. Mascara. 52. Mila Kunis. 51. The Wizard of Oz. 50. Your 8am class being cancelled. 49. Funny cat videos. 48. Chocolate lava cake. 47. Baseball hats.

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10 Thoughts When You’re Running Low on Your Meal Plan

Running low on your meal plan is possibly one of the worst things you can experience in college. You could easily just use your card or cash, but it’s not the same as just swiping your meal card and never having to use “real” money. 10. When did this happen?! One minute everything was totally okay and you had tons of money, and then it all just disappeared. It had to have been some form of magic or something because there’s no way you spent that much in such little time. 9. I can totally save this for the rest of the semester. You think that you can save up whatever you have left and make it last till the end of the semester. I hate to break it to you, but you’re in denial. 8. I need to stop eating so much. Don’t blame this problem on how much you love food because that’s not the problem here.

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10 Signs You’re the Loud One on Your Floor

No matter where you live, there’s always at least one person that everyone considers “the loud one”. They’re the person who always seems to be making some kind of noise, whether it’s by talking loudly, blasting music, making a ton of noise in general, etc. There’s always one and if you can’t think of who it is – it’s probably you. 10. You rearrange your furniture quite often. Every single time you move anything – even just your bed – it makes noise. Sometimes you just have to move your bed a little, and that’s okay, but you shouldn’t be rearranging your furniture every week. 9. You throw your trash at the trash can (and miss it most of the time). We all like to think we have killer aim, but that’s not always the case. It’s always fun to practice your shooting skills, but every time you miss and hit the wall it just makes

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10 Pros and Cons of Being the Middle Child

10. Pro: You always have someone older to ask for advice. Con: Your older sibling just happens to erase all memories of when they were your age so they’re essentially no help. 9. Pro: You always have someone to offer advice to so that you feel like you’re being a good sibling. Even if it’s the worst advice in the world. Con: You don’t want them to realize you never did what you’re telling them to do. 8. Pro: Your parents realize that they left you in the dust and then try to make up for it, kinda like the way the Dursleys handled things. Con: Your parents realize just a little bit too late that they left you in the dust and try to parent you again at an age that doesn’t really apply. 7. Pro: A stereotypical middle child is usually more determined and driven, and that’s what