Speaking from experience, I met tons of people during my first tailgate and I can almost guarantee you that each one fit one of these descriptions: 18) The Governor: This is the guy wearing a suit and tie in the sweltering heat, and yes, he’s also probably in Student Government. 17) Miss Sweetheart: THAT girl that everyone wishes to be, and she really is genuinely sweet. Almost too sweet. She’s probably from Mississippi or Alabama because that Southern charm is just so obvious. 16) Stereotypical White Girl: You know. The girl with the North Face backpack and monogrammed water bottle. She’s most likely wearing Nike sneaks and leggings with her spirit wear.
This Guy Is So Wasted, He Pees Himself And Then Forgets How To Walk
We’ve all been there, especially during this time of year when the St. Patrick’s Day celebrations seem to stretch on for a good week or so. Nobody’s proud to admit it, but we all have at least one memory of that time we got so drunk, we can’t even recall what happened. The only thing we know is that we woke up covered in some bodily fluid (hopefully our own) and our friends had to fill us in on all the embarrassing things we did. Luckily for this guy, his moment of unholy drunkenness was captured on film and quickly went viral. You know he’ll never be able to live this down. And for good reason, because I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone reach this level of wasted. The videographers who posted this video to Youtube caught the drunk stumbling down the street in Charlotte, North Carolina over St. Patty’s Day


