1) That we only take selfies and don’t do anything good for society. Actually, we’re the most civic-minded generation since the 1930s and we are a generation of “activist doers.” Besides, I would argue selfies are pretty harmless compared to some of the things other generations are known for (you know, war, pollution, political pork). Also, we take amazing selfies.
Stop… 1. Continuing to hate the people you hated in high school- Move on, there’s no reason to hate that person anymore. High school is over 2. Asking people to like your Instagram pictures/favorite your tweets 3. Doing things intentionally to make someone miserable 4. Spreading rumors 5. Saying you hate a person and then hanging out with them… pick a side
Women love… 1.) Men who are willing to makes fools of themselves to show how much they want to be with you. Ah, the power of the public grand gesture. It reminds us just how brave and courageous you are, willing to take risks and possible/likely rejection. (Think of the Ferris wheel scene when Noah jumps on to introduce himself to Allie and ask for a date.)
The time has finally come, it’s summer break and thank God this semester is over. It’s all overwhelming with excitement; Seeing your parents, not having to pay for your own food, your real bed at your real home (nothing is more comfy). All this is great, and even seeing your hometown friends gives you uncontrollable nostalgia, but also reminds you how much you’ve grown and changed as a person. Mix this with alcohol and you realize that you forgot how you all get when you drink together. 10. Hearing every success story and only having stories about out going out. So you landed a summer internship already, got straight A’s, and started a new club on campus? That’s great! I went out 14 days in a row before finals week?
We can all agree that Parks and Recreation is the ultimate show; it’s relatable and it’s hilarious. Therefore, it is perfect to compare Parks and Recreation to your freshmen year of college. You’re a freshmen, so obviously you think you’re on top of the world. That means you still have money to spend (or at least you think you do). I recommend saving your money, I promise it will benefit you in the near future (aka more pizza). You have a love/hate relationship when it comes to meeting new people. You think you’re either super awkward or too out-going. But you’re making friends, so it’s okay. For the first couple of weeks, the dining hall is the greatest thing to have ever happened to you. Then, you realize that you eat the same meal everyday. And you will learn that the dining hall food probably has laxatives in it. You have
