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We’ve all been told before that celebrities are people just like us. When you really think about that, we get excited when we see people we miss. And since we’ve never actually met celebrities- that’s a lot of hypothetical missing to catch up on. That being said, we probably all want to say something to today’s trending celebrities, whether we be proud or ashamed of them. Either way we probably wouldn’t have the guts to tell them though because, like a long lost friend, you’d never greet somebody that important with such a bold statement. Here’s what would be going on in my mind, versus how I’d genuinely react. Kanye West What I’d think: Are you serious about wanting to run the country? Like, why? What are you trying to prove? How I’d react: Hey, man. I, uh, really like “My Beautiful, Dark, Twisted Fantasy”. Taylor Swift What I’d think: I wish you’d

10. You always have random strangers at your door. They’ve heard some odd stuff about you and want to check it out. But, instead of being up front they all make up stories of how they thought this was their friend’s room or if you have a can opener they can borrow. 9. People stare but avoid eye contact at the same time. It’s that weird thing where you know someone is looking at you but when you look back they turn their head. Except instead of one person it’s almost everyone in the room. There’s also that moment when you’re walking past people and they all look straight down at the ground like they’ve  been banned from seeing you. 8. You always have people ask what they should wear today like you’re a walking weather channel. Look out of the window and check your phone just like everyone else.