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The 8 Stages Of Being Drunk And What They All Look Like

You think drunk has one look and only presents itself in one way?  Think again.  The way drunkenness appears varies from person to person and, more importantly, from stage to stage.  No one goes from zero to puking on the curb immediately.  There’s a progression of drunkenness that starts when you have your first drink of the night and continues to get steadily more intense from there. Familiarize yourself with these eight stages, so you can better recognize them in yourself and in your friends.  Remember: knowledge is power. Stage 1: The first drink. At this point, the only thing you’re drunk on is the promise of a great night to come.  Clink those glasses and drink up! Stage 2: Feeling fine. Stage 2 is when you’ve had one or two drinks and the alcohol is starting to make you relaxed.  This is the part when you’re feeling more confident

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20 Things Only Hofstra Students Understand

There are times in life when we try to explain a story that we think is hilarious to our friends, but halfway through we find ourselves saying “you just had to be there”. College life isn’t much different.  So to everyone at Hofstra University: this one’s for you. 20. Walking to your class in the Hofstra Dome can basically count as your workout for the day. 19. Having classes in the dungeon basement of any building. 18. Thursday night means Ladies Night and the start of a great weekend.   17. Getting Sbarro’s after a night of drinking.   16. Your love/hate relationship with the Unispan.

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8 Reasons Pizza Is The Best Drunk Food

Nights out with friends are a part of every college student’s weekend and just because the bars close doesn’t necessarily mean the party has to end. Of course once everyone gets back home they realize how hungry they are so it becomes a Friday night ritual to order food. With so many options: Chinese, Calios (shoutout to Syracuse), McDonald’s, and Taco Bell, it can be hard to choose but there’s only one food that is sure to keep the good times going…. PIZZA! 8. THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES… pepperoni, plain cheese, olive, buffalo chicken wing, tomatoes, bacon, peppers, and last but not least chicken bacon ranch 7. You can always get it from somewhere 6. Pizza and beer are a match made in heaven so you can keep right on drinkin’ 5. Who doesn’t like pizza? Because your friends won’t be able to say to no to ordering some too you won’t be eating alone 

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11 Thoughts You Have The Morning After A Drunk Hookup

We’ve all been there. College poses for awkward encounters and uncomfortable situations after making those terrible choices the night you took too many shots of tequila. Your friends won’t let you live them down nor can you get the horrifying thought out of your mind. Here are some of the thoughts you have the morning after a drunk hookup: 11) “Ok now how can I sneak out of his room without waking him or his roommate up?”: 10) But having to wake them up anyways because you can’t find your clothes in their dirty room: 9) “I hope no one on campus realizes this is a walk of shame”: 8) “OMG I looked like this when I woke up next to him this morning?!” 7) “I hope to god I don’t see them in the dining hall”: 6) “I feel like I need to bathe in holy water”:  

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18 Moments You Experience Looking Through Your Drunk Texts

Nights of going out and drinking with your best friends are some of the times you’ll remember, or won’t remember, most from college. Drinking tends to make people get a little crazy, creating tons of hilarious, and sometimes disastrous, memories for you and your friends. One of the biggest hazards you really need to look out for after a night out that involved tequila, Svedka, body shots, or Jägerbombs are the famous drunk texts. We’ve all done it, we’ve all watched our friends do it, and we’ve all been severely embarrassed at the outcome the next morning. Here are some of the moments we’ve all faced after looking through our drunk texts the next morning far too many times: 18) Waking up with that feeling in your stomach of regret and the unknown of what you may have done: 17) “Please don’t tell me I texted my ex last night… Please don’t tell me