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10 Different Types Of Squads You’ll See At College

There are so many people on campus, yes we get that! But this is when we flashback to high school… Instead of “cliques” there are “squads” these are just some of the basic squads you’ll see at college. (This is not meant in any way to be stereotypical, i’m just saying these exist.) 10. The Nerds- The kids who are always studying.. I mean it, they never leave the library. You can always find them with their nose in a book, or a cheat sheet. 9. The Preps- The students who haven’t left their high school phase of being popular, and they think they still rule everything and everyone. They’re always trying to stay up with the latest trends. 8. The Jocks- Basically any college athlete.. Mainly the hot-headed, gym-rat, always playing their sport and checking out their bod in the mirror… Or bragging about it. But any college athlete, they come together

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The Anatomy of Your Drunk Friends In College

 Today I would like to take the time to pay homage to one of the most sacred practices for a twenty-something and that is the drunk brunch. Unlike its counterpart, the hungover breakfast, drunk brunching is a continuation of the previous night’s debauchery and involves a very large part of my personal food pyramid: alcohol and pancakes. For a drunk brunch to be properly executed, several factors must be in place. I will discuss them in further detail. The night before.      You absolutely cannot drunk brunch after an uneventful evening. The cornerstone of this event is having made decisions so bad that you need to continue drinking the next morning to prevent yourself from thinking about them. With a little teamwork, everyone at the table will be able to piece together their night as a whole by contributing what they remember. It is then agreed upon after the

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16 Reasons Why You Should Have A “DTB” Designated Tequila Buddy

Your Tequila Buddy! So many people react and act different when drinking Tequila. It’s a powerful thing, and if you think about it too much you can end up happy, angry, or sad. If you don’t have that one person who understands your every move while you’re under the influence of Tequila… Things might end up bad, or good.. I’m not sure. This is an open letter to my DTB. 16. Nobody ever loses their clothing (in public) because you’re that awesome at handling Tequila. Tequila does not make your clothes fall off, unless it’s in the bedroom with your bf/gf, or FWB, etc. 15. They never turn down Tequila, and when you regret it the next morning you know not to bother each other. 14. Chips and salsa are always a thing before and after the party. 13. If you’re a klutz, step in a huge pile of mud, hurt

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20 Signs You Shouldn’t Be Allowed Near Alcohol

If someone is looking for a good time and you’re the first person they think of turning to, you’re known for partying. When your rent money regularly disappears during a night out, you may have taken drinking to the next level. Alcohol has turned into your air and this is how you thrive. If you black out 3-4 times a week you can relate to these signs. 20. Blacking out occurs regularly. 19. You are either sober or completely wasted, no such thing as tipsy! 18. You’d rather drink for 24 hours than face the morning. 17. You’re always “that sloppy person” at the bar. 16. If someone looks at you wrong, you get beer muscles! 15. You’ll drop an entire paycheck at the bar. 14. You’re the hot mess that makes family reunions interesting! 13. Your friends are getting engaged and you’re looking for the next party. 12. Everything

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Drunk Frat Guy Gets Confused, Takes $1,240 Cab Ride, Then Flies Home

Let’s be honest.  Getting wasted can make your memory pretty shoddy.  For example, how many of us have managed to misplace our phone while drunk?  Probably a lot of us.  When you get even more drunk, sometimes you can forget how to form words properly, or do basic things like…walking without falling down.  Come on.  It happens. However, I don’t know that I’ve ever been so drunk that I take a cab to the wrong city, racking up a fare of over $1,000! It all started when the Delta Tau Delta chapter at Texas State took a chartered bus from San Marcos, Texas to New Orleans, Louisiana for their yearly formal.  At some point during the festivities on Bourbon Street, one member got so wasted, he forgot he was in New Orleans, so when he hailed a cab to take him home, he thought it would be a quick ride